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Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii to a African radical Muslim father from Kenya, Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., and a atheist white American mother, Stanley Ann Dunham. According to divorce records they were married on February 2, 1961 in Maui. No guests attended the ceremony.^[1] Barack Hussein Obama himself has questions about the marriage. In his memoir, Dreams From My Father he states, “How and when the marriage occurred remains a bit murky, a bill of particulars that I have never quite had the courage to explore.”^[2]

Three years later Ann Dunham filed for divorce in January 1964, citing “grievous mental suffering.”^[3] The previous year Barack Hussein Obama Sr. had left the family for Harvard and would see his son only once in 1971. From Harvard Obama Sr. returned to Africa and went on to engage in numerous relationships, fathering no less than eight children with four different women. He would later die in a drunk driving accident in Africa.

Stanley Ann Dunham would continue her miscegenation by marrying another Muslim, Lolo Soetoro, an Indonesian and moving to Jakarta, Indonesia, where the family lived for four years. She later gave birth to a daughter, Maya Soetoro